It’s a mouse trap and a coffin, all in one!

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

mondieu1

Someone should make a less lethal, but equally effective version of this for annoying kids at the mall.

This package was developed to solve the problem of neatly disposing of caught vermin by building the trap itself into a mini, rodent-sized coffin. With a simple slogan atop the box (Oh My God! Mouse Trap) the container can be opened using the lid… or not, for the more squeamish pest catchers among us.

mondieu2

mondieu3

Studen Work – Sarah Déry (Lovely Package) [Via Geekologie]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Whimsically Clever Pictoral Alphabet Keyboard Stickers

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

Keyboard_new2

Keyboard_new1
This set of stickers replaces letters on your keyboard with amusingly charming designs by Christopher Monro DeLorenzo. Instead of the letter “C” you’ll see a Yeti. Instead of the letter “S” you’ll see a skull.

Or instead of the letter “B” you’ll see the head of Mr. David Bowie…

Bowie copy

From the artist:

We used to learn our alphabets by reading those classroom banners that associated each letter with an animal or object. These days as kids become increasingly computer dependent at an early age I thought it was about time to adapt an old method to a new medium.

From cultural icons to Greek mythology, this keyboard sticker set will advance the alphabetical knowledge of any child, or adult.

fox

Walrus

Pirate

Umbrella

mountain

Zeus

You can find more work from the artist at chrisdelorenzo.com.

[Via NOTCOT]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Amazing NES Mods Featuring Kill Bill, Battletoads, and a Red Velvet NES

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

4097366239_f57555ac1d_o

I’ve featured countless custom designer toys and custom console mods on Albotas throughout the years, but these custom NES systems by Thretris (spotted on Tiny Cartridge) are the first I’ve seen that have sort of a designer toy aesthetic. The polish and level of professional quality on these are amazing.

The line between toy customizing and console modding is just a bit more blurry.

4098121972_ee7a0b7194_b
This is the Killtendo Entertainment System (KES) and is a companion to another Thretris custom, the Billtendo Killboy

4098122006_a887e1a54c_b
Dubbed Sky, all I can think of when I look at this one is Mega Man.

4098121930_645a213782_b
This one’s called 80’s Reborn, which I can kind of see, but this one gives off the biggest designer toy vibe.

And since we’re on the topic of custom NES consoles, check out this red velvet NES by Phil McCoy and sexy-ass Battletoads NES by Phil’s friend Greg which were also featured on Tiny Cartridge:

4106956480_2eb2c10333_b

4106193363_7608ca0c99_b

Possibly one of the best NES mods ever.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Tokidoki-esque USB Hand Warmer / Massager (cutest covert vibrator ever)

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

mini-pink-strawberry-usb-massager-hand-warmer-xs0160090925c

These adorable USB gadgets not only look like knockoffs of Tokidoki characters, but they also warm up your hands and make great massagers.

And ladies, if your hands don’t need warming or massaging, you can always use your vaginas.

They also come in an array of fruity flavors, but no peach, which is a shame. I could eat a peach for hours.

cute-orange-style-mini-personal-usb-hand-warmer-massager-xs0161090925c

cartoon-watermelon-design-mini-usb-hand-warmer-massager-xs0163090925c

cartoon-usb-personal-mini-hand-warmer-massager-green-xs0164090925c

pineapple-design-mini-usb-personal-hand-warmer-massager-xs0158090925c

dildo(WinCE)

Vagina.

Big thanks to Jenny, who may or may not be using one of these things as a masturbatory aid, for sending this in!

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

This is what a fart looks like through thermal imaging.

November 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

toot

And now you know.

My only question is why did such an experiment take place? Could you imagine a group of scientists all staring at you with their clipboards, explaining that they want you to take off your pants and fart so they can see what it looks like under thermal imaging? Why the fuckballs am I not taking odd jobs like this in my spare time!?

[Via Geekologie]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

AXE “Day & Night” Ad Lets You See A Lady In Her Undergarments With Your Phone! (but only after 9pm)

November 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

tumblr_kt1jizP6sF1qzff6uo1_500

This AXE ad misleads you into thinking that if you text the word “AXE” to 2345 after 9pm you’ll see this hot chick in sexy naked glory. Unfortunately you only get to see her in her undies — which is still kinda’ hot, but come on! Tits or gtfo.

It’s still clever advertising regardless.

[Via Fuck yeah, Advertising!]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

First Movie Shot With Canon 7D DSLR Camera… AND IT’S A ZOMBIE MOVIE!!!

November 12th, 2009 by brownkidd

You are about to see clips from a zombie movie that was filmed using this camera…

canon-eos-7d

… bricks will be shat.

Dead Season is a zombie flick that is apparently the first film shot entirely with the Canon 7D. A fucking camera meant for taking pictures!!! This shit is what I like to refer to as the muthafuckin’ cat’s pajamas.

Gizmodo has a pretty awesome review of the Canon 7D here.

Help support this site and make me a millionaire by buying lots of Canon 7D cameras from this Amazon link.

[Via Gizmodo]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Old NES Console Turned Into An Arcade Joystick

November 10th, 2009 by brownkidd

NES-Console-Joystick-Mod_1

This is the NESticle, not to be confused with the NES emulator. Aside from the silly-yet-awesome name, it houses working Sanwa joystick parts and works with the Xbox 360, PS3 as well as Mac, Windows, and Linux machines.

As cool as it is, I kinda’ wish it was facing the right way. You have to turn the console around in order to play it an everyone knows that staring at an NES’s ass isn’t as cool as staring at its frontal goods.

NES-Console-Joystick-Mod_2

[Via Gearfuse]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Human 2.0 Upgrade Includes USB Finger

November 10th, 2009 by brownkidd

500x_finger-usb

After a motorcycle accident that cost him his right index finger, Jerry Jalava came to the only logical conclusion that anyone in their right mind would come to in his situation: “Fuck it, I’m turning my finger into a USB drive.”

[Via Gizmodo]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Nintendo Goes Batsh*t Insane, Announces DSi XL for $220

October 29th, 2009 by brownkidd

winered

If you thought the PSP Go was stupid, get a load of this garbage. Not even a full year after the release of the DSi, Nintendo announced the DSi XL (DSi LL in Japan), which is basically just an oversized DSi for old people. With colors like Wine Red, Dark Brown, and Natural White, I doubt many kids or tech-savvy adults will be putting this on their X-mas lists.

dsillbrownopen

And oh my God look how big the stylus is!

The 4.3″ screens are a whopping 93% larger than the DS Lite and each DSi LL/XL comes pre-loaded with two Brain Training mini games and the DS Easy Dictionary. No word on whether or not the built-in memory will be bigger than the original DSi.

The DSi LL is scheduled to hit Japan on November 21st for ¥20,000 (US$220) and a DSi XL European release is set for Q1 2010.

For $220 this thing had better be able to suck my dick or at least give me a hand job. Otherwise I’m holding out for the DSi XXL Pocket Mini.

Check out this Kotaku post for a list of DS Lite vs DSi vs DSi XL specs.

[Via Kotaku]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Nyko’s DSi Zoom Case is A Little Bit On The Ridiculous Side (but I still want one)

October 28th, 2009 by brownkidd

Zoom Caseabsurd

If you have a DSi and $25 to spare, why not waste it on Nyko’s Zoom Case. The Zoom Case takes higher quality images with a humorously enormous 8x zoom lens. The lens can be detached from the case, but there’s still a bulky nub over the DSi’s camera lens, so this doesn’t seem like the most pocket-friendly DSi case out there.

zoomcasecomparison

It looks like images taken with the Nyko Zoom Case still retain that DSi graininess, but it’s nice that Nyko’s thinking about those hardcore DSi photogs. The $25 doesn’t hurt much either.

zoom_lensl

Here’s the detachable lens which actually looks quite sturdy.

zoom_all

And here’s all the whozits and whatnots that it comes with. As silly as it is, for only $25 I think I want one.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Still have no clue what Google Wave does? Let Pulp Fiction school your bitch ass.

October 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

Google Wave -- one bad motherfucker.

[Via Pixelated Geek]

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Black Wiimotes & Nunchucks Coming Nov. 16th., Wiimotes Packaged w/Black Wii MotionPlus

October 14th, 2009 by brownkidd

balckwiimotechuck

On November 16th, the notoriously white Wii Remote and Wii Nunchuck will finally cross over to the dark side. You’ll be able to pick up a black Wii Remote bundled with a big black rubber and a Black Wii MotionPlus for $49.99, and the black Nunchuck will go for $19.99.

Put them both together and you have the most expensive controller ever required for a console.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

Import Gaming Heaven at the VGXPO

October 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

DSC02078

If you saw Episode #11 of A Little Bit On The Awesome Show, then you already got a sneak peek of the VGXPO that took place in Philly this past weekend. Aside from getting some footage for the show, I also got some pictures of all the import goodies that the various vendors had on display.

If imported gaming treasures like the Wonderswan, Famicon, Twin Famicom, and candy-colored arcade buttons tend to speed up your breathing or heart rate, you might want to keep a glass of cold water next to you as you read this.

DSC02086
Ah, the holiest of holies. The original Famicom System (short for Family Computer System), better known as the Nintendo Entertainment System to those of us in the states. I always thought that the Famicom looked way sexier than the original NES. Supposedly, Nintendo changed up the design for other countries to make the system look less like a toy and more like a computer.

That box underneath is the Famicom Disk System. The system ran off of either a C battery or you could just plug it into a wall. The big deal with the Disk System was the fact that it actually let players save their progress in a game. Popular games like Zelda and Metroid actually came out for the Disk system before cartridge-saving technology existed. The Zelda and Metroid that we all know and love today are actually ported from the Disc versions.

Fun fact: The disk system was actually in production up until 2003, just six years before the time of this writing!

*UPDATE*
As Marc D from The BBPS points out in the comments, the above Famicom is actually a bootleg! The original Famicom says “Family Game Computer” followed by the Nintendo logo, not “Family Game.”

DSC02085
This is the Famicom Twin Disk System. basically just a Famicom with the disk system built-in. Interestingly, the Twin Disk System was released by Sharp, not Nintendo. There’s also an ultra-rare orange version.

DSC02076
I could have ogled at this case for hours. Although they were asking the crazy sum of $99.99 for a Neo Geo Pocket Color (I got mine for $40!), this particular vendor had an amazing Wonderswan collection. They even had the special edition white WonderSwan that came bundled with Final Fantasy!

If you look above the One Piece game, you can spot Guilty Gear Petit, a portable Guilty Gear game featuring chibi versions of the fighters and a nurse chick with a giant needle who was never featured in any of the other Guilty Gear games as far as I know.

For those who don’t know, the WonderSwan is a handheld console that was only released in Japan. Two later versions, the WonderSwan Color and the SwanCrystal, were also developed, but none them were backlit.

The WonderSwan was created by Gunpei Yokoi, the same man responsible for creating the Game & Watch, Game Boy, and Virtual Boy. Sadly enough, Gunpei never got the chance to see the final version of his WonderSwan. He was killed in a car accident in 1997, just two years before the WonderSwan was released.

DSC02075
Judgement Silversword. Judgment. Fucking. Silversword.

This game is the crème de la crème of WonderSwan titles. It’s not only considered to be one of the best bullet hell shmups to ever grace a handheld system, but it’s strongly considered one of greatest shooters of all time. That’s probably why it’s being sold for a hefty $169.99.

If you’re a fan of the shooter genre, I highly advise you to check out some videos of this game on YouTube. I dare you not to drool, even just a little.

DSC02088
One of the vendors at the VGXPO was selling imported games for current gen systems like the Wii and PS3. The above sign was spotted by Wii games and it reads, “Wii Japan – Ask how to play it on your Wii.”

I pretended to be clueless and I asked. Without missing a beat, the asian kid behind the counter was telling me how to get the Homebrew Channel running on my Wii and ow to use gecko to run imports.

Shady practices that tiptoe along the lines of legality and non-legality? Maybe. Awesome? Yes!

DSC02089
The same vendor had this copy of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya game for Wii and it even comes bundled with a Fraulein Revoltech!

DSC02090
They also had this Arcana Heart 2 arcade stick for the PS2. For those who don’t know, Arcana Hart is an amazingly cute 2D fighting game featuring a girls-only cast of characters. Basically, you can expect LOTS of short skirts, frilly dresses, and thigh-highs. Every moe/lolita fetish can be found in this game.

DSC02087
This display of Sanwa arcade parts is nothing short of gorgeous. It’s a candy-coated array of pure visual sex. I probable stared at this display longer than any sane person should.

DSC02080
Here’s the special edition Game Boy Micro that comes bundled with Mother 3. I was tempted to ask the vendor if I could peek inside the box, but I assumed he’d say no. I was also scared I’d drop it or something.

Oh, and does that font on the price tag look familiar to anyone? *peeks up at Albotas.com header*

DSC02084
Doki Doki Majo Shinpan Duo!!! This is actually the limited edition box set which includes two figures, a soundtrack, and some other cool stuff.

This is the sequel to the DS game that puts you in the role of a witch hunter. As a witch hunter, it’s your job to grope, rub, and feel up all the girls in your high school to look for their “magic spots” using your stylus the DS touch screen. I actually played a bit of the original and it’s pretty amazing. It’d probably have been even more amazing if I could actually read Japanese.

It’s a shame that this game will most likely NEVER come to the states. Might have something to do with feeling up high school girls…

DSC02077
Not only did the VGXPO have a good deal of import games, but they also had strategy guides to go along with them! And people were buying them! I wonder if they could actually read Japanese and were buying them to use, or strictly for collection purposes.

Am I not as cool of a nerd for not knowing Japanese? Is my geek cred less relevant?

DSC02079
This is the limited GameCube controller only available to Japanese Club Nintendo members. Is it just me, or does $100 seem like a little too much to spend on a controller?

Looking over these pictures, I really wish a I had a real job and more money. Blogging really doesn’t provide the sort of funds that lets one splurge on things like shiny arcade buttons, underage girl-groping DS games, and Famicom systems.

There’s always next year.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current

A Little Bit On The Awesome Show #11 – Philly’s VGXPO

October 12th, 2009 by brownkidd

ashowfeatured

I was lucky enough to hit up this year’s VGXPO in Philly to check out Nintendo’s 2009 holiday lineup, a bunch of cosplayers, and a buttload of retro and import games.

We got as much footage of the Nintendo games as we could, but one of the Nintendo reps actually came up to us and asked that we stop recording. Whoops!

Please support the show by rating and commenting! Don’t forget to subscribe to Albotas on YouTube!

Blog Widget by LinkWithin
Share and Enjoy:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Digg
  • Reddit
  • del.icio.us
  • Tumblr
  • StumbleUpon
  • FriendFeed
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • N4G
  • Current