This is what famous un-bearded characters would look like with beards.

November 19th, 2009 by brownkidd

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Vanja Mrgan is a self-proclaimed Croatian illustrator, geek and an all around alright kinda guy who takes it upon himself to answer burning questions like: What would Wario look like with a beard? What would the Black Mage from Final fantasy look like with a beard? What would Mr. Game and Watch look like with a beard? What would RoboCop look like with a beard.

I think you get the idea.

Enjoy some of Vanja Mrgan’s bearded renditions of iconic pop culture icons below.

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[Via beard·revue]

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Flairs – Truckers Delight (Awesomely pervy 8-bit music video. Also, poop.)

November 18th, 2009 by brownkidd

Warning: this video contains large amounts of the following: cleavage, butts, buttsex, hippopatamus butt rape, tongue rape, anal inflation, poop, airplane rape, magical mustachioed boner faeries, semen, bukakke, shish-kabobbing, and awesomeness.

If this was a real game, I’d play the shit out of it.

Truckers Delight animated video clip directed by newcomer wunderkid Jérémie Perin (Premiere Heure) who takes the song’s title (a tribute to those little pleasures that the lonely truck- driver indulges himself in) and takes it to the next level. Think Spielberg’s Duel + Russ Meyer’s Faster Pussycat Kill Kill! and Marc Dorcel’s wildest fantasies. All warped into an 8-bit Sega era style graphic. And this clumsy and somehow pretentious description doesn’t even come close to what you’re about to see: it’s très funny,très dirty, -très sexy. Très Flairs indeed.

Flairs -- Truckers Delight (YouTube) [Via Nerdcore]

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Pokémon Calculus Fail

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

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Some wise-ass kid didn’t know an answer to one of the questions on a calculus quiz, so instead he drew a picture of Charizard along with the explanation “I couldn’t figure out this problem, but here’s an amateur drawing of a Charizard, I hope that helps…”

A logical thing to do under the given circumstances.

When the when the kid received his graded paper, he saw that his professor responded with his own amateur drawing of a Blastoise with the words “Blastoise uses water cannon. It’s Super Effective! Charizard fainted.”

Fucking amazing.

[Via BuzzFeed]

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It’s a mouse trap and a coffin, all in one!

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

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Someone should make a less lethal, but equally effective version of this for annoying kids at the mall.

This package was developed to solve the problem of neatly disposing of caught vermin by building the trap itself into a mini, rodent-sized coffin. With a simple slogan atop the box (Oh My God! Mouse Trap) the container can be opened using the lid… or not, for the more squeamish pest catchers among us.

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Studen Work – Sarah Déry (Lovely Package) [Via Geekologie]

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“PEW! PEW!” Knuckle Tattoos

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

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While all the hip kids her age totally get that Jeimy’s “pew pew” knuckle tattoos (complete with cutesy pink font and badass lightningbolts) are a reference to the amazing sound that lasers make, all the out-of-touch, non-internet-savvy folks just think it’s Jeimy’s declaration to the world that she has stinky fists.

[Via Great White Snark]

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Craziest Beard in Existence (if you don’t watch this, you suck!)

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

I’m not going to spoil it, but this dude’s beard is fucking insane.

[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]

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Lazy Man’s Cosplay – King Koopa Shirt

November 17th, 2009 by brownkidd

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This Bowser t-shirt is brought to you by the netcasters (they have some sort of vendetta against being called podcasters) at FancyPantsGangsters.com. I especially love the pixelated fireball sprites on the front.

Finally, you can live out your lifelong dream of standing around on bridges and waiting for strangers to approach you for a battle to the death.

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This Guy’s Driver’s License is Better Than Yours

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

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Lancaster, PA is only like 45 minutes from me. I should find this guy and shake his hand.

[Via reddit]

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UK ‘Couples Retreat’ Poster Removes The Black Couple

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

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The picture in the top left features the U.K. promotional poster for the movie Couples Retreat. Without black people. The picture in the top right is the U.S. version of the poster. With black people.

I wanted to make a joke about Brits being racist and putting the F.U. in U.K., but instead I’ll just post this quote from The Mail on Sunday:

The studio said it regretted causing offense and has abandoned plans to use the revised poster in other countries… A Universal spokesman said the revised advert aimed ‘to simplify the poster to actors who are most recognizable in international markets’.

A.K.A. The U.K. hates blacks, but they love them some Vince Vaughn.

[Via The Huffington Post]

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Space Invaders Mailbox Delivers Pure Awesomeness

November 16th, 2009 by brownkidd

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This is the first, and probably the only time that I’ll ever utter the following words:

I fucking want that mailbox!

Fine! Here’s the stinkin mailbox (nimcraft) [Via Wonderland]

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This is what a fart looks like through thermal imaging.

November 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

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And now you know.

My only question is why did such an experiment take place? Could you imagine a group of scientists all staring at you with their clipboards, explaining that they want you to take off your pants and fart so they can see what it looks like under thermal imaging? Why the fuckballs am I not taking odd jobs like this in my spare time!?

[Via Geekologie]

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History Lesson: George W. Bush and Bowser once got diplomatic in Mushroom Kingdom

November 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

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No, it’s not a doctored image. This actually happened.

[Via Digital Notes]

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HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory Gum

November 13th, 2009 by brownkidd

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Chewing some of this right now and masturbating while I type this, so obviously it doesn’t work.

[Via Certified Bullshit Technician]

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Mario & Luigi Wanted for Robbery and Assault Against NY Cab Driver

November 12th, 2009 by brownkidd

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From NY Daily News:

Wanted: Super Mario and his brother Luigi.

Cops are hunting for a group of robbers caught on camera assaulting a cabbie in Staten Island while wearing Halloween costumes of the popular video game characters.

If you’re going to rob somebody, I can think of better costumes than a funny hat and overalls to hide your identity.

[Via Kotaku]

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Risky Business is risky…

November 12th, 2009 by brownkidd

A combination of three great things: girls in panties, hardwood floors, and people hurting themselves in LOLish ways.

[Via Darker Me]

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